I'd say paid listings would process surprisingly fast if we could pay the editor direct...grease the wheels a little. Wink, wink.
No you're right of course, just having a little fun.
Than it comes to: "Will Google classify this as [Paid links]?"
Good point, but doesn't Google promote paid links themselves?
I think the reason Google are allowing website owners to think they'll be penalized for buying links has nothing to do with SEO and good content and everything to do with their major revenues from their own link selling programme.
AdWords (PaidLinkWords
).
AdWords is little bit more high-tech than a static paid link but it's a paid link all the same...
Anyway, as DomainsBitch says, helps to know an editor. Some things never change...